piratefiction Chapter 117 Bizarro Batman
Chapter 117 Bizarro Batman
Chapter 117 Bizarro Batman
Jason Todd really wanted to rub his eyes and see if there was something wrong with his brain.
Perhaps the resurrection effect of the Lhasa Road Pool really has some side effects?
He's only been dead for a few years, right? In just a few years, things have changed so much?
Batman = Car?
Jason quickly calculated the conversion formula between Batman and the car in his mind within a few seconds.
He imagined a tiny mini Batman in his mind, who held a wheel to his leg, then lay down and with a bang, it transformed into a toy Batmobile go-kart.
What nonsense is this?
Is there any logical connection between these two?
Wait, wait, wait! Putting aside whether Batman can turn into a car—are you sure a car would work on Kryptonians?
Jason exclaimed urgently, "It's no use, this guy—"
"Challenging me is foolish."
Fiora watched the approaching Batmobile with indifferent eyes.
At this moment, the Kryptonian female lieutenant was in a very bad mood. Seeing a martial arts master who was capable of teaching her die in front of her was definitely not a good experience.
At this point, she was very angry.
She stretched out one hand towards the oncoming car, making a boxing gesture, and took the initiative to meet it.
It’s over.
Jason's heart sank. Those planes had just been torn in half like paper. How could Batman...?
Her movements were as swift as fire!
Her posture was as graceful as the wind!
She struck a dashing pose, her cape fluttering behind her handsome armor!
woo-
Then he saw, with the sound of a car horn, the once arrogant Kryptonian was spun around and sent flying backwards by the impact. The green spikes on the front of the car pierced the man's body, and blood splattered across the sky.
!!!
"Are those green stones?" The second Robin keenly noticed the key point. He was about to say something when he numbly watched as the Batmobile that had just propelled Fiora to a stop in place. A burst of silvery-white particles flickered on it, and then half a second later, the car's rear wheels actually turned into two green dinosaur hind legs. The entire car stood upright and spiraled into the air, completing a 270-degree warp change of direction that a normal car could not do.
Jason was speechless, unable to utter a single word.
He watched as the venom tube appeared behind the car, enveloped in silvery-white particles. Two massive, muscular arms, tinged with dinosaur green, replaced the closed doors, extending from the left and right sides of the car.
The monster braced itself slightly on the ground with its two arms, and then this thing, which looked like a car except for its head, flew into the air like a pole vaulter, transforming back into a car in mid-air, and once again launching Fiora, who had just gotten up from the ground, into the air.
"I'll destroy you!"
Jason gasped, his mind a complete blank, but it was clearly not the best time to confront Batman. He forced himself to suppress the urge to figure out how Batman had ended up in this state, hoisted Ms. Shiva's body onto his back, and turned to run.
The matters here are beyond his control.
He took one last look at Batman, who was battling Fiora.
The enemy transformed into a dump truck, repeatedly ramming into the increasingly injured Kryptonian female lieutenant; the whole scene resembled a bumper car game...
Jason had imagined the scenario of Batman coming to his rescue. In fact, over the years, in the dead of night, he had thought countless times about how he would have reversed the outcome of that night and saved Batman from danger by appearing out of nowhere if Batman hadn't been held back.
He had imagined Batman saving people countless times, and now that scene was gradually merging with that of the giant dump truck.
There is no going back.
Chen Tao noticed Jason leaving, but he didn't stop him either. He hadn't figured out how to get along with this second-generation Robin yet; he couldn't just go up to him and say, "Kid, come back, Dad's about to retire."
Hmm, that's weird. Oh well, I'd better finish what I'm doing first. Anyway, Red Hood is right under my nose, so it won't be a problem to deal with him whenever I need to.
He turned his gaze to what was in front of him.
Fiora was too overconfident at first and was pierced by the kryptonite spikes on the vehicle. This was because she didn't understand kryptonite. In a sense, this could be considered a kill on their first encounter.
Chen Tao's headlights flashed, and the kryptonite spikes on the front of the car were stained with blood.
This is the biggest difference after loading: when transforming through the silver particles before, although he could still control it as if it were his own arm, it was more like logging into someone else's account. No matter what changes Chen Tao made to the transformed form, it would still revert to the previous form after transforming again.
It's as if they've all been frozen in time. Aside from sharing the damage they suffer with Chen Tao, no matter what modifications are made to them, they don't seem to be recognized as "a part of this Batman."
After being loaded... they became more like a part of Chen Tao, his flesh and blood transforming into the car body in a quantum reconstruction way—Chen Tao knew that using quantum mechanics so casually seemed like nonsense, but this was just Lucius's personal explanation.
He doesn't understand scientific research; perhaps there's another explanation from a magical perspective?
In short, with the continuous accumulation of injuries and bleeding, Fiora finally couldn't hold on any longer.
After being knocked back by the dump truck that was stumbling toward her once again, Fiora rolled on the ground a few times like a broken sack before finally lying still.
Chen Tao's attention, however, was drawn to something else.
A line of silvery-white text quickly appeared on Chen Tao's retina:
[Warning! Warning! Anchored item detected!]
[Obtained: Fiora's Ragged Cloak]
[Description: The legacy left behind by a confident female Kryptonian after being struck by a dump truck represents the rapid reversal of her newly established understanding. Along with it, her nascent confidence was also reversed. You might be able to use it to summon Batman from a parallel universe.]
But, can something that arises from a reversed mindset necessarily be something of orthodoxy?
"A mud cart Iaijutsu? What kind of martial art is this? Why was I sent flying? Was all that casual flying before just a joke?"
[Crisis energy converted: 159]
[Your current Crisis Energy Units: 347]
[Warning: Downloading a file that targets Batman.]
Bizarro Batman
[Danger Level: B+]
Earth 29, also known as the Bizarro universe, is a universe where physical laws are broken.
Superman Bizarro, along with his non-American, unjust alliance, embarks on aimless, inexplicable, and futile adventures.
Chen Tao knew Bizarro. In the main universe, Bizarro was also known as the Alien Superman, a failed clone of Superman created by Lex Luthor, and everything about him was the opposite of Superman.
Superman has heat vision and freezing breath, while Bizarro has ice vision and fire breath. Superman is weakened by green kryptonite, while Bizarro is strengthened by green kryptonite.
His most distinctive feature is that, for Bizarro, all languages are reversed.
For Bizarro, "construction" meant "destruction," and "dislike" meant "like."
[Immediately consume 239 Crisis Energy to synchronize?]
[WARNING! WARNING! The Batman in this parallel universe is far too powerful, and will severely damage Batman's morality and reduce his sanity to an extreme level!]
[Warning! Warning! Batman's danger level detected: F]
[At his current level, Batman is incapable of withstanding the contamination from a Batman with a B+ level of danger!]
[Activating mandatory protocol protection strategy: overcharge protection]
[Batman #52, the protocol will automatically protect your sanity from damage. At your current danger level, you can only synchronize with "Bizarro Batman" for a maximum of three minutes.]
Chen Tao pondered for a while.
No big problem, anyway, he never intended to face anyone head-on. Superman has already appeared, and from today onwards, his main strategy is to play it safe. If Red Hood hadn't suddenly appeared here, he wouldn't even have bothered to fight Fiora. "Penny, how's the situation with Superman?"
"Not very good," Alfred replied into the microphone. On the screen, Superman was being attacked from both sides by the heat vision of the two Kryptonians, punch after punch, and gradually began to fall into a disadvantageous position. The two Kryptonians, who were genetically programmed to be warriors, showed an extremely terrifying ability to adapt.
"It's alright," Chen Tao said. "Clark will be fine."
"Superman's nose is bleeding." Alfred synchronized the situation on the screen to the 3D image projected on Chen Tao's arm armor. He was being slammed to the ground by two Kryptonians who grabbed his cape by the waist.
"Don't worry."
Chen Tao said.
Superman on the screen retaliated even faster.
See, I told you Superman was no problem.
His ideal life is to eat, drink, and play as he pleases, waiting for Superman to solve everything, perhaps offering suggestions, without having to lift a finger himself.
Then Chen Tao tried to synchronize with Batman Bizarro.
Since it's only three minutes anyway, he's quite interested in testing the Kryptonian's power.
[Syncing now: Bizarro Batman]
[Successful]
A gust of wind blew by, and the strange-looking Batman car disappeared from the spot.
Instead, there is a Superman Bizarro dressed in a Batman costume with a smiley face on his chest.
His eyes shone with wisdom.
"Bizarro, get angry!"
(Everything Bizarro says is the opposite of what normal people say; he says that "anger" actually means "happiness.")
Chen Tao, who was playing Batman Bizarro, jumped three feet high in a silly manner: "Bizarro doesn't want any friends at all!"
Then his super vision and hearing allowed him to see the three people still fighting each other in the distance.
Chen Tao suddenly slapped his forehead.
"Yay, I don't want to hug good people at all!" (Yay, I want to beat up bad people!)
Having synchronized with Bizarro's Batman, Chen Tao completely forgot about the decision he had made just minutes earlier to live a life of hiding.
He pushed off the ground with his foot, and with a loud bang, he flew off at an off-center speed toward the battlefield!
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"Good day, Your Excellency General."
General Sam Lane walked into the conference room and saw that the holographic images of the other people were already in place.
Lex Luthor sat on his own sofa and waved to him.
"Hello, I am Donald Wilson." The president, a rather thin middle-aged man, sat in the head seat. "Sam, let's get straight to the point. I want to find out what's going on."
Sam opened his mouth to say something, but was immediately interrupted by a wave of his hand: "Let me ask you a question first. Could a nuclear bomb solve their problem?"
Luther forced himself not to sneer.
"I think it's almost impossible," Sam answered the question seriously, his expression grave. "Even if it were possible, it's absolutely impossible."
"Ha, how ridiculous." Then he heard someone from the holographic projection next to him say, "Don't you know anything about Gotham?"
"This nuclear bomb, Batman, a mere vigilante, can handle it, but we can't?"
Sam frowned, not immediately refuting the other party, which only made the other party more enthusiastic.
His Excellency Wilson raised his hands and gestured for the other party to continue.
"I heard that Batman sent a nuclear weapon out into outer space and it exploded. In this day and age, nuclear weapons are as common as firecrackers. Yet our intelligence agencies are like the blind and deaf, knowing nothing at all."
As the congressman spoke, he turned his attention to Colonel Steve Trevor and Amanda Waller, who were standing there like doormen.
"You two—"
Colonel Steve Trevor didn't speak, but Amanda Waller glared at him:
"Watch your words, Congressman Robertson. If you're going to complain about this and that, you can come up here and see for yourself. I guarantee Batman will be at your doorstep tonight."
"That's the way you're speaking..."
"Ahem..." Lord Wilson coughed twice, steer the conversation back on track: "We're not talking about Batman now, at least he's helped maintain order in Gotham..."
He shrugged and said, "If the state government can tolerate him, then we won't have any objections. What we need to talk about now is aliens and interstellar matters. Let's not go off-topic."
Upon hearing Wilson's opening remarks, the senator immediately fell silent. He said, "In any case, we are facing a completely new and unknown civilization. If we can destroy them physically, why not?"
Everyone present fell silent. Congressman Robertson spoke well, but he kept dodging the most crucial question:
What if it can't be destroyed?
"Mr. Lex Luthor has created a brand new Kryptonite armor for us," General Sam said. "John Coburn will be able to pilot it and carry out the nation's will."
He said:
"Experiments have shown that green kryptonite can weaken the Kryptonians' power, and we have already done so..."
But before he could finish speaking, he was interrupted again.
"So that's all?" one councilor said. "What about those parasites? Since you're going to make a move, why not use all your power?"
Sam frowned and answered directly, "Those monsters called parasites are a bunch of monsters that can't control themselves. They endlessly pursue their appetites, and we can't control them at all. Although their lifespan is only 30 minutes, I still don't think that releasing something we can't control is something a normal person would do."
"...We can evacuate the surrounding residents, and then throw these beasts out to wear down the Kryptonians..."
"...We simply have no control over their behavior..."
"I object! Didn't you see the information we sent you?! What's the difference between releasing these monsters and detonating a nuclear bomb in the city...?"
"Alright, quiet down, everyone." Wilson, sitting at the head of the table, finally stepped in to smooth things over. He turned to Lex Luthor, who hadn't participated in the discussion at all:
"Mr. Luther, our excellent inventor, frankly, I am more inclined to take your opinion."
Luther seemed somewhat hesitant.
"Okay, while I completely agree with the congressman on the threat of aliens, I remain reserved on the issue of using parasites."
Luther said, "I'm a law-abiding citizen, and I won't release something I can't control."
Luther declared righteously, "After all, I'm a good person."
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"Put me down right now!"
Jason Todd watched as the recently deceased Ms. Shiva opened her eyes, deftly climbed off his back, and felt as if his brain had stopped working.
"Fake...fake death?"
"Yes! That's right!" Ms. Shiva exclaimed. "This is a victory for martial arts!"
(End of this chapter)