I'm really a crispy French

Chapter 100

"Hmm..." Eldi was groggy, and he never felt like this when he was the most tired in his life. It was really the last bit of strength in his body that was squeezed out, and it was difficult for him to even speak. .

A pair of hands stretched out, turning him from lying on his stomach to lying on his back, and his breathing became easier.These hands lifted him a little higher, let him lie with his upper body slightly raised, and then gently fed him water.It's warm water. Aldi used to drink hot milk or cold water, but Leon likes to drink boiled water, and gradually he also developed the habit of drinking warm water.

Eldy's eyelids still couldn't open. He actually wanted to sleep, but he couldn't sleep for no reason.

"Gululu~" My stomach growled, and after a few minutes, food was fed to my mouth. It was pudding. I made a lot of it yesterday, and the rest was put in a small refrigerator—the one used for refrigeration was Leon’s. Tentacles - now is the best time to eat cold, and the pudding is soft and effortless to eat.

It is Leon who takes care of Erdi, but not Leon's hand, but his tentacle "hand".

After drinking water and eating food high in sugar and milk, Eldy gradually felt more comfortable, his strength began to recover, and the irritable feeling of wanting to sleep but unable to sleep also disappeared, and his eyelids were slowly opened .He slowly opened his eyes and saw a bunch of tentacles surrounding him.If another person opened his eyes and saw so many tentacles surrounding him, he would probably go crazy instantly.Eldy smiled reassuringly, then turned his eyes to find the right owner of the tentacles.

Leon sat cross-legged next to him, holding up a hand that was full of plant roots.When he saw that hand, Eldi's smile disappeared instantly. He tried to sit up while pressing the sword, but he could only do it by pressing the sword, and his body couldn't stand up at all.

"It's okay, I don't feel any pain." Leon rubbed forward twice, touching Eldy's face.

Eldi struggled to move his arm, and held Leon's hand distressedly. He looked up at the roots in an instant, and saw Bai Dandan hanging in mid-air by the tentacles: "Leon..." His voice was hoarse , "Throw it down, you trap it, he can't give birth."

Otherwise, Bai Dandan's struggle is getting weaker and weaker, and the tentacles wrap it too tightly. If Eldi doesn't wake up, this unlucky egg is likely to be dead.The tentacles wrapped around Baidandan came over and gently placed it on Eldy's lap. After making sure it was stable, the tentacles turned into water and retreated gently.

Eldy used to love the egg, but not so much now because it hurt Leon.But... Seeing the egg that left the tentacle trying so hard to push it into his arms, he liked it a little more. After all, Leon worked so hard just to give him strength.Eldie's hands that were stroking Leon's hand moved down and embraced the egg.

"Boom~" After the sound of bubble bursting, Baidandan finally made a small opening, and Eldy saw a shining eye flashing past.

"Boom~" "Bobo~" "Boom~" There were more and more breaches on the white egg, and a sharp hook pierced out of the biggest breach.

Hogan: "What is this?" The three people who had been hiding away just now approached again.

Morifio: "Looks like a scorpion's tail hook."

Mombe: "Did Eldy raise a scorpion? It's white and beautiful."

Morifio: "The giant scorpion is a very suitable mount for riding. The scorpion has a wide back and runs very smoothly. Moreover, the scorpion has a strong climbing ability. Most mounts on land don't handle water well."

"Crack!" Another breach was enlarged, but this...

Hogan: "Isn't that a scorpion's claw? Why do I look like... a cat's claw?"

"Hiss!" The tear was even bigger, and it was indeed a cat's claw, a fluffy, small, and delicate cat's claw.

"What is this..."

"Manticore?!"

For the birth of the creature in the egg, the most difficult thing is the moment of struggle at the beginning. After the eggshell is broken, everything becomes easier, especially when there is a big hole. After the cat's claws can be poked out, the whole Bai Dandan was completely torn apart, and a small animal about the size of an adult cat appeared in front of everyone.

However, its limbs are much thicker than that of an adult cat, and it also has a scorpion tail that looks like a white jade carving. However, except for the tail, its body is not completely white, but black and white.

As it broke free from the eggshell, the root system wrapped around Leon's hand immediately withered and fell off, and the part of the whole plant with obvious plant characteristics also withered, quickly rotted, and turned into soil.Only torn eggshells?Skin?still.This robust little manticore immediately began to press the egg skin with its front paws and began to tear and eat.

Morifeo: "The ordinary manticore in the mortal world is already a powerful beast, this kind of spirit beast with the appearance of a manticore will only become more powerful!"

Hogan: "It's so cute."

Mombe: "Thank God for the gift."

Eldy also likes it very much, but still has two manticores with a bit of regret: "It would be better if its fur color is black and white like that of a chubby bear."

Leon's complexion was complicated, and he could only nod in agreement at this time—this manticore is not black and white like a fat bear, it is... black and white like a zebra, it looks really... so weird.

But I don’t think it’s ugly. The young manticore’s image is very cute. Compared with the whole body, its head is very big and round. It has two big round eyes and its cry is low and soft. "Meow~", the hair on his body is not long yet, but it is thin and dense, like a layer of fluff.

Being held in Eldi's arms, it desperately rubbed its head against Erdi's chest.Cute, cute.

"Ah...he finally gave birth." Hogan breathed a sigh of relief on the sidelines.

Everyone who felt weird: "..."

Leon and Erdi looked at each other, and Erdi blushed.

"Give it a name." Morifio said, ending the awkward atmosphere.

"Name..." Eldy glanced at the little guy who was still buried in his chest, and looked up again.

Morifio and Hogan waved their hands before they were asked: "Don't ask us, we don't know names."

When the village was named, they also spoke enthusiastically, but they were all rejected by Leon.Either the name is not much better than hoped for, or it has a strong middle school atmosphere, or it simply doesn't fit Leon's aesthetics.The name of the village was taken by Leon so domineeringly. The little guy was almost born by the two of them together. It's strange that Leon allowed other people's name to be placed on the little guy's head.So why bother thinking of a name?

Mombe, a guy who can read people's faces, even shut his mouth tightly, and stood aside obediently as if he didn't exist.

Eldy's eyes turned to Leon at last, it was Leon's name, it was too speechless.

Leon said: "Eggy."

"Dandan?"

"Eggy." Leon corrected his pronunciation.

"Eggy...does this name mean anything?"

"It doesn't make any sense, it just sounds good." Because I always called it Baidandan, it was even more ugly after birth, and when it was curled up in Erdi's arms, it only cared about its head and ignored its buttocks. The scorpion tail was raised high, revealing A pair of hairy balls... Are the balls of the cubs also so obvious?Or is it more special?

People who don't think the pronunciation of "Dandan" sounds good: "..."

"Okay." Eldi nodded. He originally wanted to name this little guy an ancient hero, but as soon as Leon spoke, the little thing buried in his chest began to tremble, and Eldi was afraid of it Urinate in your arms.Can such a timid little thing really become a powerful battle mount?

Forget about the name of the ancient hero, it is to discredit the ancient hero. If the hero is now living in a certain kingdom of God, serving as a servant or angel, if he knows that his name is used in such a On the timid thing, I have to ask Thor to borrow a thunderbolt to strike me.

Eggy’s name was decided, and Eldy seemed to be fine. The others wanted to leave, but Leon stopped him: “Don’t leave, I want to open a literacy class.”

"Literacy? What do you mean?"

"It is to gather all the people together and let them learn the basic words and arithmetic in the Muller language."

"Your idea is good, but it's impossible." Morifio directly denied, "How can the poor learn to write? They are still grown-up poor. Even if they learn to write, what's the use? Do they want to write? Book? This is not their own language, but Shangmu Le language, you want to change the local language?"

"I can't say that, the language is a bit difficult, but it's no problem to learn arithmetic, at least they can know how much tax they should pay next year." Hogan looked at Leon, "I still caught up with one when I was in Adelaide. The land is not sold as a whole, so there are some self-cultivators. When the city hall collects taxes, the farmers come to the church for help, because they don’t know how to count, and the tax collectors will take away their grain indiscriminately.”

Farmers can't even count from one to ten. The top one says that [-]% of the tax is collected, and the actual tax collected can even exceed [-]%. But the peasants don't know that the tax collectors collect too much tax.

"No need!" Morifio frowned. "This is a matter of bureaucratic management and morality. Even if farmers can calculate their own taxes, tax collectors ask for more when they collect taxes. Would they dare not pay them? In the future, officials can be restricted. Only higher-level officials."

"Knowing that I have been deceived, but not daring to sue. It is completely different from not knowing that I have been deceived and taking everything for granted!" The good-tempered Hogan now looks like he is facing danger. Fried-haired hens to protect their young from time to time.

"Ah! What did I say I forgot! Papermaking!" Leon was in a daze when Morifio asked the first sentence, and finally punched his left fist into his right hand after the two quarreled.

"You still want to raise sheep?!" X4

Papermaking = making parchment = needing sheepskin = raising sheep

Mombe, who rarely spoke, finally couldn't hold back and began to persuade: "Your Excellency Leon, the textile industry has risen in the last 100 years, and leather products have also risen. Buying sheepskin is very good, but selling parchment is not a good business. We also You have not mastered the craft of making parchment paper. Besides, do you make parchment paper just to let those poor people learn to write? You are too... wasteful."

Hogan, who was on Leon's side just now, also looked at him with disapproval.

Leon felt that there was something wrong with this guy who actually wanted to scold him more. He smiled, didn't respond to anyone, and dragged Eldy away.The three of them chased out, only to see two children wrapped in tentacles, and the swaying relay took them away.

"Do you really want to raise sheep?" Eldi kept silent, because he promised Leon not to oppose his policy within five years, but he really couldn't help it.

"I know another way to make paper without raising sheep."

Eldy didn't ask any more questions, but just lifted the coward from his arms.

"Meow~" Eggy made a sweet and soft coquettish call to Eldi, but only Eldi who was holding it knew that this guy was frozen like a log.So are you still afraid?He also knew that he could survive only by pleasing him, so he acted full of desire to survive.

"You will be a mount in the future, and you will fight with me. It's useless to be soft and cute. You have to be fierce and strong, you know?"

"Why do I think your tone is a little weak?"

"...Because as long as I remember that I'm wearing golden armor and sitting on this black and white guy, I won't be able to gain strength." That kind of color scheme is really scary for him.

The balls became more rigid and felt like stones.It was just born, how fierce?How strong?And who is it going to kill?Terrible dear father?Will be eaten as a snack!Or ask for a lot of real mothers?They will also be eaten as snacks by their own parents!

"You can ride another mount and let it fight." Leon suggested.

Eldi's eyes lit up: "That's right!" He shook two handfuls of eggs, stones, eggs, "But I've heard that powerful horseback beasts are arrogant, and the owner is forbidden to ride on the body of other warbeasts. "

"I believe that our balls are smart and kind, and they will never have such willful thoughts." Leon stroked his balls and hair, "Huh? Why is it losing hair?"

Eldy clamped the balls under his arm and looked at the black and white hairs in Leon's hands: "Maybe it's about to shed the hairs just after birth?" It would be great if the color can be completely changed, but after all, it's grown by yourself. Eggy came out, and this little guy is really smart, Eldy thinks it's better not to make it so clear, so as not to make the little guy sad.

Leon has no scruples: "It's already ugly, but if it becomes alopecia areata, it will be even uglier."

Eggy shed tears silently, can she not shed hair due to mental stress?After being said so, another small piece fell off immediately.Too bad it was just born...

Eldi still felt a little pity for the little guy, so he changed his posture, holding him in his arms like a child, so that he could bury his chest to relieve the pressure.Looking at the huddled Eggy, and then at the squinting Leon, Eldi felt like raising two children in a trance: "Leon, so you brought me out to make paper?"

"No, I brought you out for a barbecue. Those guys at home talk too much. We won't be able to go back to eat fried chicken in a short time."

In terms of food alone, the Principality of Gretel can be said to be a place blessed by God. Even in January, there are still large green plants. Animals can eat fat all year round. Some seasonal specialties are here. It is also available in all seasons.

Leon pulled Aldi and walked towards the forest along the path of collecting dry wood and mushrooms: "Come on! Let's eat honey first!"

"Didn't you say the barbecue?"

"Those are two words, wild and barbecue. The wild refers to the wild, not the fresh food that can be eaten at home. The barbecue is the barbecue." Leon simply pulled Eldy to sit down while explaining indiscriminately. A huge scorpion came up, "Although you didn't get a scorpion, as long as you want to ride, I can give you whatever it is. Also, this black and white is cute!"

The carapace of this scorpion is very interesting. There are exactly two raised places, which are like seats for people to sit on.When the scorpion ran, even in this kind of mountain forest, it was smooth and fast.

Of course this scorpion was conjured by Leon, and he also grabbed a chubby bear at random—since Eldi was not stupid, the chubby bear gradually became less dependent on him, he has Leon The main body, Chubby Bear disappeared without knowing when, it’s really been a long time since I saw him, and he’s really cute.

This chubby bear seems to be cuter than before, the whole bear is a perfect circle, a pair of ears are almost peach-shaped, a bit like the black eyes of a bird, and the mouth seems to be smiling.Tender claws, short feet.It opened its mouth, and the sound it made was a cute "chirp~"

Eldy felt itchy and wanted to masturbate.The hand holding Eggy unknowingly let go: "Meow~" He lowered his head, Eggy looked at him with watery round amber eyes, weak, pitiful and helpless.

In terms of appearance, the two of them are actually...actually cute as chubby bears!

"You're going to fight alongside me as a beast of war, good boy." Eldy rubbed the fur of Eggy and put it down. Anyway, it's on the scorpion, so I'm not afraid of losing it.He raised his hand and hugged the chubby bear, this kind of fleshy, fluffy and warm little guy, hugging makes people feel full of happiness.

"Meow QωQ" Eggy wanted to scream, scratch someone, think... It noticed Leon's "kind" gaze, it didn't think about anything, it just lay down and rubbed itself.

"Actually, whoever you want to masturbate is your freedom." Leon withdrew his gaze from Eggy, obviously satisfied, but still kept reserved.

This, is this the legendary Tsundere?I thought I would grow into a tsundere, but I didn't expect Leon to fall into this big pit first.Eldy kept smiling while complaining: "Yeah, I'm hugging what I want to jerk off now." Eggy is actually quite cute, but take your time.For an extremely loving couple, the child is the third party.Slowly, when Leon got used to it and Eggy got used to it, then there would be no problem.

The two sat on the scorpion, stroking the bear, and arrived at the bottom of a huge beehive.At this time, the bees flew aside obediently and let the hive out.A tentacle stretched out and only cut off a quarter of the honeycomb, which was about the size of a melon. It was pure honey, and there would be no bee pupae.

"Come, eat." The tentacles cut off two small pieces of golden yellow, and Leon and Eldy opened their mouths to eat. It was very soft and rich in taste - not just pure sweetness, but also the aroma of flowers and fruits. Eldy squinted his eyes happily, and his entire face was full of happiness.

Seeing that he finished chewing, Leon asked the tentacle to feed the second piece to Eldie's mouth.While chewing happily, Eldy looked at the chubby bear in his arms.

"Don't give it, it's just a part of me, no taste."

Eldy went to see Dandan again, and Dandan immediately gave a "meow~" to please: "Can manticores eat honey?"

"A newborn baby cannot eat honey. Although it must be stronger than a baby, it is not easy for us to hatch it. If it dies due to negligence..."

"You're right, so it's better not to feed it."

"Meow TωT" Dandan learned to shed tears in various postures on the first day she was born.It bears too many burdens that it shouldn't have to bear at its age.

After eating three or four pieces of honey, the two of them stopped eating. After all, it was too sweet and they would get tired if they ate too much.The scorpion continued to wait for them to go deeper. The tentacles did not know where they brought the grilled mushrooms, or they were grilled with salt. The sweetness of honey in their mouths has not dissipated. Chewing the delicious grilled mushrooms is a special experience. .

Mushrooms...and no balls.But Eggy has learned to be strong and calm, and it thinks it's good to just smell it.

Finally, the scorpion stopped beside a stream, which has been leveled long ago, but still retains a bit of wildness, cobblestones are spread on the ground, and larger stones are built into simple stoves and barbecue piles, firewood Neatly put aside, there is a grass house made of weeds, and a swing hangs from the thick branches of a big tree.

Eldy took a deep breath, the air here is no different from other places, but there is a pleasant sense of relaxation.

"Let's go on the swing?" Eldy asked.

"Of course." That's what he built it for.

The two of them were sitting on the swing, and there were tentacles pulling the swing to swing slowly. The speed of the swing was just right, and the wind blowing in front of them made people sleepy.At first, Eldi just squinted his eyes and dozed off. He felt that he had just fallen asleep (coma) for a while and should not be able to fall asleep, but he still fell asleep unconsciously.

When he was taking a nap, the tentacles were entangled on the swing. When he was sleeping, the tentacles had successfully wrapped the minimalist swing with only one horizontal bar into a comfortable bird's nest swing.Leon put Eldie down slowly, and Eldy moved twice, found the most comfortable position, hugged Chubby Bear in his arms, rubbed it twice, and fell asleep.