piratefiction Chapter 524: Trash With A Full Sense Of Variety
Chapter 524: Trash With A Full Sense Of Variety
"You idiot, don't stand still!"
Sun Wukong was also considered clever, and took the opportunity to chase Zhu Bajie, but in fact he wanted to escape.
After all, it is a three-on-one situation. No matter how powerful he was, he would not dare to fight rashly in the face of three powerful enemies.
What's more, he has a big advantage now, so he doesn't need to fight with others so early.
"Sun Monkey, where are you running, stop for me!"
Bull Demon King roared and immediately chased after him.
The remaining Li Jing and Yang Jian also hurriedly followed.
However, in response to that sentence, if Sun Wukong wanted to escape, no one would be able to catch up. After a while, the three lost track of Sun Wukong.
And Zhu Bajie at the other end narrowly escaped the catastrophe by getting under the table.
"Huh? Second Senior Brother, why are you hiding here?"
Coincidentally, there is another acquaintance hiding in the place where Bajie is hiding.
Zhu Bajie looked at Drifting strangely: "Old Sha? Have you found any clues?"
"Found it, just found it, under this table!"
Drifting took out the kit he had just pulled out from under the table.
"Hey, Junior Brother Sha, you are really good! Give it to me quickly!"
As soon as Zhu Bajie's eyes lit up, he was about to reach out his hand immediately.
However Drifting looked at him vigilantly: "Second senior brother, it's better to leave this clue to the master!"
"Senior brother? You are still a senior brother! That monkey is long gone!" Zhu Bajie smiled contemptuously.
"Second senior brother, what are you talking about? What does it mean that the senior brother is dead! Isn't the senior brother still alive and well? Let's find the senior brother to join forces!" Drifting looked confused.
"Oh, Lao Sha, don't mention it!"
Zhu Bajie patted Monk Drifting on the shoulder, and shook his head earnestly: "Who said that monkey is always domineering and offending everyone, and now he is being attacked by others?"
Not to mention two lives, even if he has ten lives, it's not enough!"
Zhu Bajie sneered and said: "I see, following the monkey is hopeless, I have to find another way out... Brother Sha, do you want to come with me?"
Only then did Drifting understand Bajie's meaning, and immediately cursed angrily: "Hmph, you ungrateful fat pig, I'm going to you, I'm going to see Senior Brother!"
After speaking, Drifting shook his sleeves and left.
"Tsk tsk, I don't know how to flatter you... As I said earlier, this game needs to be played with your brain, and no one here has a brain as good as my old pig..."
Zhu Bajie walked out the door with a big belly, grunting.
However, as soon as he stepped out of the door frame, Bajie felt his lower plate shake for a while, and fell to the ground with a plop.
Immediately afterwards, he felt two little feet stepping on his head.
"Tsk, why did you wait for so long, why did you ambush a dead fat pig?"
Hong Hai'er's immature voice came, his tone full of impatience.
"Tear it up."
Nezha said lightly, subconsciously grabbing the name tag of Bajie.
With a 'stab' sound, one-third of the name tag was torn off.
Zhu Bajie suddenly broke out in a cold sweat, begging for mercy: "Second, two young heroes, keep people under your command... No, keep pigs!"
"Lotus Flower boy, this guy has a fat head and big ears, why don't you roast him and eat him!"
Hong Hai'er suddenly made a suggestion like a little devil, and instinctively rubbed the saliva at the corner of his mouth as he spoke.
Only then did Nezha look down at Zhu Bajie, as if he was really looking for the best place to eat the meat, but soon he frowned: "Forget it, this guy's skin is thick and smelly, and it's troublesome to wash it off." of."
Zhu Bajie's eyes lit up, and he nodded in agreement: "Yes, yes, I am an old pig. I just don't order properly at ordinary times. No matter how I bake it, it doesn't taste good. You will definitely have a stomachache after eating it. I beg you two young heroes to let me go, I will Do your best for the two of you!"
"Just you? What can you do?" Hong Hai'er gave Zhu Bajie a contemptuous look.
"I can help you tear up Sun Monkey!"
As soon as Zhu Bajie's words came out, the two of them looked at him squarely.
"Brother Hou still regards me as a teammate now, so he will definitely not doubt me. I am the easiest person to get close to him."
Zhu Bajie hastily promoted himself: "..but if you win in the end, I will share half of the rewarded Karmic Merit... Bah, I will do it!"
The two children looked at each other slightly after hearing this.
Hong Hai'er nodded immediately: "Okay, I will give you one chance. From now on, you will be our subordinate. Immediately go undercover next to the monkey and tear him down when he is most relaxed. In addition, if you dare to betray We promise to burn you into a roast suckling pig after tonight is over!"
"Zhu Bajie's sense of variety is much better than expected."
In the lobby on the first floor, Mu You, Ao Jingjing and others were getting together to watch the real-time broadcast sent back by Sophon.
Seeing Bajie's performance on the screen, Mu You couldn't help but nodded.
Although Zhu Bajie is the worst one for the time being, he is not only lazy, but also duplicitous, selfish and arrogant.
But I have to say (Nonuo Zhao), as long as there are his scenes, the comedy effect will be full immediately, he can always make people laugh inadvertently, and this is the most important part of being a comedian a trait.
"Who did I mess with who messed with me?"
On the way back, Zhu Bajie cursed.
What is he now? A double agent at bottom?
"Just know how to bully my old pig. And let me tear up the monkey...... Are you a pig? If I can tear up the monkey, I will still be bullied by you two children? Why don't you just let the monkey commit suicide !"
However, just when Zhu Bajie was thinking about it alone.
In the entire building, a deafening sound suddenly sounded.
"The tenth athlete enters!"
"The tenth athlete enters!"
"The tenth athlete enters!".