piratefiction Chapter 361 Unreal Person
Chapter 361 Unreal Person
Chapter 361 Unreal Person
Chapter 391 The Unreasonable Person
In an instant, a murderous aura permeated the air.
Yelu Yuzhu is worthy of being the female bandit leader in Pofengzhai for a period of time, if she really wants to use a knife, she is absolutely unequivocal.
Yaoyao didn't know the danger was approaching, she asked with a smile: "Is this a new game, is it fun?"
"Yelu, have you forgotten what I said, you are not allowed to act rashly here, let alone kill people casually!" Jiang Xiaobai immediately separated the two.
Only when Jiang Xiaobai's expression was serious, Yelu Yuzhu would bow her head and take Jiang Xiaobai's words as an imperial decree.
But this time, Yelu Yuzhu did not retreat, but knelt down and said: "Maintaining the purity of the royal blood is the unshirkable responsibility of the concubine. This woman must either become a member of the palace, or be killed by the concubine. We can't let her live among the people, shame the royal family, and shame His Majesty!"
Where is this going?
Jiang Xiaobai didn't know whether to laugh or cry, and quickly reached out to help.
"If Your Majesty doesn't agree, the concubine can only splatter five steps with blood!" Yelu Yuzhu's stubborn temper came up, and she even turned the dagger upside down, pointing it at her throat.
"Are you saying you're not enough?" Jiang Xiaobai stomped his feet anxiously, and said, "Okay, okay, let her be a court lady."
It's better to agree first, as for Yaoyao's handling, there are plenty of opportunities and methods.
"Your Majesty is wise!" Yelu Yuzhu was overjoyed and said, "Yaoyao, Your Majesty has promised you to be a court lady."
"Okay, the maid is the maid, it's better than the big girl." Yaoyao thought it was a game, and said with a smile: "That...sister-in-law, do I have to kneel down too, thank the Lord for your kindness?"
"That's natural, don't kneel down!" Yelu Yuzhu stood up and said solemnly: "Not only do you have to kneel down to your Majesty, but you also have to kneel down to this palace!"
Yaoyao was also clever and playful, and immediately knelt down to Jiang Xiaobai: "My concubine thanks my Majesty, long live, long live, long live!"
"Presumptuous!" Yelu Yuzhu stomped her feet and shouted, "You are just a court lady, how can you call yourself a concubine?"
"It's so troublesome?" Yaoyao giggled, and changed her tune: "I thank you, my majesty, long live, long live, long live, long live, long live!"
"Well, it's not too bad!" Yelu Yuzhu was satisfied.
Yaoyao turned to Yelu Yuzhu again, knelt down and said: "My servant bows to thank the empress, the empress is a thousand years old, a thousand years old!"
"Excuse me, stay flat!" Yelu Yuzhu stretched out a hand lazily, and said, "Yaoyao, the toilet utensils in your place are so weird, I'm not familiar with them, and you don't serve me, wash and change clothes!"
"Your servant obeys, please come here!" Yaoyao was very involved, she took Yelu Yuzhu to the dressing table, and began to explain how to use facial cleanser, lipstick, false eyelashes and so on.
Jiang Xiaobai had no choice but to watch patiently from the sidelines.
Women's makeup is really a thing that makes men collapse. For a full hour, the two of you can do it for a while, and I can do it for a while. For a while, they think the makeup is too fancy, and for a while, they feel that the false eyelashes are uncomfortable.
Fortunately, at eight o'clock in the morning, the two of them also felt that it was too much time, so they put away the cosmetics, and stood in front of Jiang Xiaobai winking.
Those red lips looked like they had just eaten a piece of blood tofu raw.
Jiang Xiaobai dare not say that their makeup is not good, otherwise, they will definitely have to start over again.
Complimenting a few words against his will, Jiang Xiaobai led the two women out of the hotel and went to the street for breakfast.
I found a fried dough stick shop at random, ordered a few deep fried dough sticks, three bowls of old tofu, and ate it slowly.
Yaoyao disapproved of this kind of snack, she was used to it, and was tired of eating it, thinking that a rich person like Jiang Xiaobai should be in a star-rated hotel earlier, and eating abalone and lobster would be in line with her status, so she ate a little A few mouthfuls and you're full.
"Brother Jiang, what exactly do you do?" Yaoyao asked: "Just like this game life, do you play for a few days, a few months, or a few years?"
Jiang Xiaobai knew that Yaoyao didn't believe it, so he said, "I am the emperor!"
"Being an emperor is not allowed to have an imperial palace. There are 72 concubines, ministers of civil and military affairs, thousands of troops, and a country? Just play like this. I don't think it makes much sense to be alone." Yaoyao laughed. : "How about I make a suggestion, let's play the game of Arabian oil prince, close to modern times, throwing money at people everywhere, it is much more interesting than playing the emperor."
"Che, what do you know?" Yelu Yuzhu said: "Your Majesty has a country, a palace, ministers of civil and military affairs, and thousands of troops. Although the country has just been established, your Majesty is wise and powerful, and sooner or later he will rule the world. It won't be long, Your Majesty I will personally lead the army and attack the city.”
Yaoyao smiled and said: "Is this possible? Don't talk about thousands of troops, just organize a hundred people to fight in the street, and they will be wiped out by the police in minutes."
Yelu Yuzhu put down the deep-fried dough stick in her hand, and said solemnly: "Little maid, you dare to talk about state affairs, aren't you afraid that you will be killed?"
"Okay, you two stop talking about this!" Jiang Xiaobai got up suddenly, walked to a table five meters away, and said to the two men who were eating: "Your group leader, Yinggu, sober up, let her Hurry up and leave me alone, what is this called?"
The two men are also fried dough sticks and tofu brains, and they are enjoying themselves.
The one on the left raised his head and asked suspiciously, "Do I know you? What are you talking about?"
"Don't pretend to me!" Jiang Xiaobai said: "Your stalking tactics are too rubbish, I have already seen it."
The person on the right asked curiously, "How did you find out? We took over in the alley. There should be no traces at all?"
"It's not easy to find you guys?" Jiang Xiaobai said, "Don't mess with these useless things, and contact Ying Gu!"
In fact, the reason why Jiang Xiaobai was able to discover that these two people were Ying Gu's subordinates was because of his hearing which had been enhanced several times.
The two guys are separated by four or five meters, thinking that it is absolutely a safe distance, just now secretly reported the conversation between Yelu Yuzhu and Yaoyao to the superior through some kind of communication device.
The man couldn't figure out how he was exposed, so he gave a thumbs up and said, "Tall, really tall, I'm convinced!"
Another man said: "The team leader has an order. If we are discovered by you, I will tell you that she is currently arranging a very important matter and has no time to come. The team leader asked you to go around first and wait for her to come." Once the arrangements are made, I will contact you immediately!"
The very important thing should be the so-called "catch rape" operation.
Jiang Xiaobai pointed at Yaoyao, and said, "Then, take this person away, please? Arrange well, and don't let her be wronged again after she returns home."
"This matter is out of our control!" The two men got up at the same time, left a 50 yuan bill, and said, "Please take your time, we treat you this time, and we are leaving!"
Without waiting for Jiang Xiaobai to say anything else, the two of them disappeared like burning rabbits.
Isn't this too unreasonable?
Jiang Xiaobai had no choice but to shake his head and return to his seat.
As soon as she was seated, Yelu Yuzhu said, "Brother Bai, shall we go to the playground?"
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(End of this chapter)